It’s about straight guys and their underwear.

I know, I know, we shouldn’t stereotype people, but sometimes you just have to.

The difference between gay guys and straight guys when it comes to underwear is painfully obvious. If it’s not a joke, then it’s just plain utilitarian – to keep the pee spots and tread marks away from your jeans. Don’t believe me, then check out – you’ve never seen so many unflattering saggy boxer briefs and bad patterned loose boxers in your life.

I guess all the CK marketing really is for the straight guy’s girlfriends or wives and gay guys, cuz I just don’t think it’s reaching anyone else.

Any straight guys want to prove me wrong? Send your underwear pics into me at and I’ll post them here with a full retraction.

(my apologies to all my straight friends on the boards – you look great in your gear!)